I didn't find one.
Instead, I pulled out some stash fabs and an old "I'm So '90s" Butterick pattern, with the idea of just throwing something together. Instead of the straight, puffed sleeve that came with the pattern, I went with my go-to shaped sleeve, commandeered from Simplicity 4400. It has magical "fit in that hole" powers - thanks, Simplicity!
|Hey, let's hang out, drink wine coolers, and watch "Friends."|
|The back gives away the '90s roots, and I don't mean 1790s - proper period construction would have sloped shoulder seams, and a diamond-shaped back panel. Please don't point it out in the comments...yes, I already know.|